Complimentary Perks
Low key vibes. Private jet perks.
Less stress means fewer problems (and fewer appointments).
Warm blankets
+ dark glasses
+ dark glasses
Noise-cancelling headphones
Sedation available
(if medically appropriate)
(if medically appropriate)
Free hot + cold drinks
Aftercare kits that don't suck
Clear treatment plans
Free heated indoor parking
Unlimited dad jokes














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